Pierced popstress Christina Aguilera will make her feature film debut in Screen Gems’ “Burlesque”.

The Steven Antin written/directed musical will see Aguilera play “an ambitious smalltown girl with a big voice who finds love, family and success in a Los Angeles neo-burlesque club that appears to be right out of Bob Fosse's Cabaret”, says Variety. (And along the way does this ‘ambitious smalltown girl’ get bonked in a pool by Dale Cooper, push a fellow performer down some steps, and save a friend from being raped by Fabio? Just asking…)