I've got hundreds of emails here... but can only answer a few. Let's try get through some, kids....

Question: Hey, Great site. Have been reading it since about 2001. I run [site named removed, if only because I’m respectful] and want it to be more like Moviehole. I need to know a) how much money you make per day? b) I’m also wondering whether you can share your list of contacts – preferably filmmaker contacts – with me? c) and if it’s not too much trouble, put me in touch with your studio contacts in California? - Justin

Caffeinated Clint: Justin, go fuck yourself. Please.

Question: Hey, would you mind if I copy your color scheme for the website I’m making, my friend? I also want to basically have it structured similarly?- - Daniel

Caffeinated Clint:I don’t usually hit my friends, but I’ll make an exception for you, pal.

Question: Hey Clint, love your Caffeinated Clint columns. Can you do more?- - Harry

Caffeinated Clint: Harry… I’ll do more, as soon as I find the time. Promise. Just a little snowed under right now with some extra-curricular activities, and will be for the next few months, but promise I’ll write up some new entries for the column whenever I get a chance

Question: Congrats on the award nominations for the film! - Sally

Caffeinated Clint: Thank you Sally. Long as we take home a swag bag, I’ll be happy – always wanted a chocolate dildo with Sid Ganis’s face embossed on the shaft.

Question: And people wonder why home internet piracy has taken off. Read below. My morals won’t allow me to do it or my download speed. Hello. I went to Bruno this afternoon. Outrageous, funny and takes no straight prisoners especially in Alabama, USA, LOL. If anyone is easily offended. Do not take them to Bruno. Had a hassle getting my seat. My brother and I were just talking about the hassle that happens when someone is sitting in your numbered seat at the cinema. I walk across the aisle and notice this guy sitting in my seat. Desposal store jacket, grizzly beard, dirty face, a scarf covering his throat and lower jaw. Mitchell - " Excuse me, I think this is my seat". Drifter- " Well sit there" Mitchell - " My girlfriend will be along soon, i need the two." Drifter- “ Well F@#$ Off and sit somewhere else". OKay???So after i told management they had a nutjob in H13. We got seats on the wings of the aisle. I took off once the movie ended and the movie was funny.- - Mitchell

Caffeinated Clint Shit, that was you? Sorry man… I just don’t like leaving a seat once I get it warm. I sure you understand.

Question: Harold Ramis has NO ROOM TO TALK SHIT about Indiana Jones 4. That was a good movie. The box office shows that people loved it! Look at his new movie which is one of the worst movies I've seen in YEARS! He doesn't make the movies that he used to. At all!.- Mike

Caffeinated Clint: So hi to your dad, haven’t seen ‘George’ in years. .

Any update on the possibility of Bruce Willis being in ‘’The Expendables’’? Has he been able to fit some time in between "A Couple of Dicks" to film a cameo?

Caffeinated Clint: My sources tell me that the role is Bruce’s…. it’s just been a timing thing. The role of ‘Church’ – the guy that hires The Expendables for the job – is a bit of a book-end character that can be shot any old time, so as long as they tie Bruce down for a couple of days between now and the release date… John McClane and Rambo should indeed be sharing screen space come 2010

Question: Any word on a “Die Hard 5”?– Anthony

Caffeinated Clint: You people have wood for Bruno this week, don’t ya? Dropped a line to a friend at Twentieth Century Fox (opposite that great little shopping centre in Century City! Best Coffee around!), who responded : “As far as I know, there is interest in Die Hard 5. It will happen, but there’s no script yet”. So long as Bonnie Bedelia is reintroduced to the franchise this time, Ok!?

Question: Tom Rothman can suck it!. – Scotty

Caffeinated Clint: I’d never wish discoloration or swelling on anyone.

Question: What’s going on with “Point Break Indo”? – Chris

Caffeinated Clint: I’ve heard they’ve suffered a couple of hiccups. Last I heard Jan de Bont may have departed his post as director, and Jeff Wadlow may be stepping in to replace him. Or… they could just be waiting for the waves to get bigger.

Question: Why didn’t you like “Transformers 2”? We all did!. - Dean

Caffeinated Clint: You all did? As in every unfussy fifteen-year-old with a hard-on for Nickelback and Big-breasted beauties? That’s fair enough, I suppose. I just like a bit more tit with my tat… or tat with my tit…

Question: Will there be a sequel to “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”?- Jon

Caffeinated Clint: If Tyro scribe Rick Rapier has his way, there will be. It’s not a bad script – takes place on Ferris’s 40th birthday; features most of the original gang - but I strongly doubt Paramount will want to do a follow-up this late in the game; like everything else, they’ll just reboot the original.

Question: Who is up for the new Mad Max? – Joseph

Caffeinated Clint: They’re testing a bunch of young guns to step into the shoes of gruff Maxwell – including “Hurt Locker” star Jeremy Renner – but I’ll never believe the film’s actually going to happen until I see a set pic. On a personal note, I’d have to loved to have seen Sam Worthington in the role… but he’s more popular than Pepsi Jazz these days, so little chance Dr. Miller would get him.

Question: What is Gary Daniels up to these days? – Lee

Caffeinated Clint: Last time I spoke to Gazz he was in Brazil filming “The Expendables”. Believe he plays a character called ‘The Brit’ – which is rather appropriate considering Gazz sips tea, loves Merchant-Ivory, and one dated Maggie Smith…. Oh, and the fact he’s British.

Question: Is Robert Patrick going to be in “Terminator 5”?– Dave

Caffeinated Clint: His character – a dying scientist that ultimately gives birth to the T-1000 – is in the treatment, but it’s too early to say whether he’ll definitely end up in the flick…. Or whether the flick will definitely happen. I can imagine Christian Bale’s already trying to be freed of his contract

Question: Can you get me Cerina Vincent’s phone number? – Daryl

Caffeinated Clint: In exchange for Michelle Pfeiffers.

Question: When is Norm MacDonald going to be back on the big screen? – Lou

Caffeinated Clint: He’s actually on the big screen at the moment – making a very brief appearance in Judd Apatow’s “Funny People”. He also recently filmed his scenes for another Adam Sandler-starrer, the upcoming “Grown-Ups”.

Question: Hey Clint, I don’t know how you hear these things before the rest of us… but I recently went in on a job on Wolfgang Peterson’s Paprika. It’s very early days, I believe, but it looks like it’s happening. - W

Caffeinated Clint: I have my shot glass to the door. Thanks for the input!