MySpace are running the red-band trailer (yes kids, maybe don’t dial this up in the school computer room – wait till you get home) for Kevin Smith’s “Cop Out”. A throwback to the classic action/comedies of the 80s, the flick stars Bruce Willis and Tracey Morgan as a couple of mismatched (of course) cops on the trail of a stolen, mint-condition baseball card.

Truly believe this is going to be one of the cinematic highlights of the year - and no, there's no lips around my Johnson. Just believe it. The flick opens later this month in the states, and late March in Australia.